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23 June 2010 @ 05:27 pm
WHICH DISNEY CHARACTER IS THE HOTTEST?  
 HIIIII TO ALL MY NEW ontd_pixar   FRIENDS.
OMG I SAW TOY STORY 3 AGAIN TODAY AND GUESS WHAT. IN THE SEMI-BEGINNING, WHEN ANDY'S MOM GOES INTO SUNNYSIDE, BONNIE IS PLAYING WITH THAT CREEPY MONKEY.

ALSO, ANDY'S LAST NAME IS DAVIS. AND I STILL DON'T GET WHY HIS MOM IS LIKE "OH, JEREMY..." WHEN ANDY'S STUFFING HIS FACE WITH CAKE. lol nvm I have issues with hearing. xD

JSYK I HAD COFFEE TODAY.

I have a meme! A Disney one! Kinda. Well. You might all just think I'm crazy now for thinking Disney characters are hot, but whatever. TY disneygirl89   for giving me the idea! :D

Obviously I am insane.

How It Works
1. I picked ten female and ten male Disney characters I find attractive.
2. Each day, I'll make a poll, and you will vote for the man and woman you find least attractive. The person in each poll with the most votes is eliminated.
3. Please vote based on how attractive you find the person, not how much you like/dislike them or their work.
4. At the end of ten days, we will have a winner of these polls!
5. After that, the male and female wild cards (the characters with the most votes in the separate polls - they CAN'T be the same ones as listed before) will go against the winners to find out who TRULY is the hottest Disney character. =O

(I'm only using face characters and screencaps, none from David Kawena's Disney Heroes collection even though they're OMGAMAZING. I just don't think it'd be fair. :P)

Prince Naveen from The Princess and the Frog (face character pic (c)harikou  )

You can't deny it, he may be THE sexiest Disney character ever. He's the Disney playboy, and you can bet that he's gotten into lots of girls' pants. He just oozes adorableness and sexiness. "Tiana... she is my Evangeline." Bruno Campos is a god.

Prince Caspian from Narnia

Caspian is gorgeous. His hair... unf. Okay. Moving on. xD

John Smith from Pocahontas

John Smith has beautiful blond hair and blue eyes, and a really cheeky smile. Also, he wants to explore. Yay exploring! (lol did you know that the whole thing with Pocahontas saving John actually happened??! I read it in my AP American textbook. It was simply a ritual to make John see the greatness of Powhatan, though. Oh well. It was still really hot.) ALSO OMG HAVE YOU LISTENED TO THE MEL GIBSON VERSION OF "IF I NEVER KNEW YOU"???? IT IS LIFE.

Tarzan from, well, Tarzan
(hehehe same position)
I first saw Tarzan on Broadway in 7th grade, at a birthday party. Even at 12 I knew that Tarzan and I were MFEO. I even made up a little chant: "Tarzan, monkeyman, sitting in a tree - marry me marry me marry me please!" Josh Strickland even signed my arm! (i traced over it for weeks, and the boys in my grade thought I never showered. =() Even though he's out of the closet now, I still find him incredibly attractive. <3 Anyway, Tarzan will ALWAYS be in my heart.

Aladdin from Aladdin

K, so I don't find Aladdin THAT attractive, but I know of people who do (*coughprincealia  cough*). Aladdin does fit the whole "tall, dark, and handsome" thing though so I guess he belongs here. :P

Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid

Ahhh, another one from Broadway. (I'm using Drew Seeley's version because I think he's more popular plus he's the one I saw.) Maybe in the movie he's stupid and just THERE, not really doing much, but in the Broadway show... he sings! In 3 songs! Those songs just do it for me. Plus he's like totally devoted to finding his one true love. ;)

Will Turner from Pirates of the Caribbean

UNF. 'Nuff said.
How do I begin to explain Will Turner? Will Turner is flawless. I hear his pecs are insured for $10,000. I hear he does boat commercials... in Singapore. His favorite movie is Free Willy. One time he met Kirsten Dunst on a boat and they started making out. One time he totally killed me... it was awesome.

Woody from Toy Story

Woody is just epic. He has a saving-people-thing, and I tend to go for men like that. =P Plus there's a snake in his boot... ifyouknowhatimeanlol. ;)

Shang from Mulan

Shang is strong and silent, albeit a tad angry at times. I'm going to ignore Mulan 2, though, because he looked pretty ugly in that one. =/

Andy from Toy Story

ANDY. HELLO. (I mean the grown-up version, duh, what do you think I am, a pedophile? Well, don't answer that. I am making this post, after all.) Anyway, Andy would make a great daddy, and it's the DNA in me that goes for that type. His eyes are a brilliant shade of blue, and he has just a sprinkling of freckles across his nose that makes him oh-so-adorable.
(I was gonna do Woody and Ken but I felt weird because they're toys and that's just too much for me. :/ I do think they're sexy, though.) Nvm I decided to add Woody. :P

Poll #1582951 Hottest Disney males

Who is the LEAST hottest male Disney character?

Prince Naveen
0(0.0%)
Prince Caspian
1(5.6%)
John Smith
4(22.2%)
Tarzan
3(16.7%)
Aladdin
0(0.0%)
Prince Eric
0(0.0%)
Will Turner
0(0.0%)
Woody
4(22.2%)
Shang
5(27.8%)
Andy
1(5.6%)


FEMALE TIME.
Belle from Beauty and the Beast

Gorgeous hazel eyes, wavy brown hair, and she's smart! What else do you want??

Susan Pevensie from Narnia

Anna has pale, flawless skin, really pretty blue eyes, and she's British! ( actually have a page of her ripped out  of a magazine hanging on my wall, and whenever anyone asks who she is I'm like IT'S SUSAN FROM NARNIA, DUH.) It's sad that she wasn't able to go back to Narnia in the later books, but oh well. I still love her. :)

Megara from Hercules

Her hair. Her hips. her attitude. What can I say, I have a weak spot for bad-ass girls. =D (Fun fact: the woman who voices Meg, Susan Egan, also was the original Belle on Broadway!)

Esmeralda from The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Her eyes are an intense shade of green, and boy, can she dance! <-- totally lame but idk what else to say

Mulan from Mulan

Mulan is also bad-ass. She's noble. She stands up for what she believes in. Also, she and Shang are really cute together.

Pocahontas from Pocahontas

Pocahontas has a certain beauty to her. I love how she's always at peace with herself. :)

Ariel from The Little Mermaid

Ariel is adorable. The end. :P

Elizabeth Swann from Pirates of the Caribbean

Two words: Keira. Knightley. That is all.

Colette from Ratatouille

Colette is a really random one. I love her French accent and her nose. :P

Giselle from Enchanted

AMY. ADAMS.
(I was gonna put the person that Idina Menzel plays, but I felt it wouldn't be fair b/c she has like two lines...)

Poll #1582952 Hottest Disney females

Who is the LEAST hottest female Disney character?

Belle
1(6.2%)
Susan Pevensie
5(31.2%)
Megara
0(0.0%)
Esmeralda
1(6.2%)
Mulan
0(0.0%)
Pocahontas
1(6.2%)
Ariel
0(0.0%)
Elizabeth Swann
0(0.0%)
Colette
7(43.8%)
Giselle
1(6.2%)

Who do you think is the hottest male Disney character?

Who do you think is the least hottest female Disney character?



ETA: ignore the last two questions, I made a boo-boo. xD
MISSED MARKS: MEN/WOMEN I THINK ARE ATTRACTIVE BUT DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ROOM TO BE INCLUDED:  Ken, Prince Adam, Milo, Peter/Edmund Pevensie, Jack Sparrow, Helga, Audrey, Cinderella, etc. You know. Basically everyone. :P

And OMG - slightly unrelated, but did you know that the Aladdin show at Disneyland is going to close in August, and will be replaced by - get this - TOY STORY THE MUSICAL. I'm speechless. I love the Aladdin show (Genie is life), but this sounds like it's going to be amazing! Ugh, now I actually will have to go there again, for that and the World of Color. Damn. I like Disney World so much better, though! Look, it'sBuzz and Woody! Umm nvm apparently it's been canceled for awhile. xD *fails*
 
 
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Takochacusha on June 23rd, 2010 09:32 pm (UTC)
LOL, you really are hyper right now. :P

Making this hottest guy/girl meme Disney-themed is an AWESOME IDEA. I've seen some of my friends do this meme before but this is the first time I actually know who all the contestants are.
Manda the manateethat_was_cheesy on June 23rd, 2010 09:52 pm (UTC)
I BLAME ontd_pixar. THEY MADE MY CAPSLOCK KEY GET STUCK. :D

Haha yeah disneygirl89 did the meme with real people and Naveen made me do one that would showcase him. <3
Criminally Inclined®: I'd do youprincealia on June 23rd, 2010 09:54 pm (UTC)
I so don't find Aladdin attractive :P
/lying my ass off, been in love with him since I was like 12

And psst, they're actually keeping the musical open!: http://www.insidethemagic.net/2010/05/aladdin-musical-stage-show-will-remain-at-disneys-california-adventure/
Manda the manateethat_was_cheesy on June 23rd, 2010 09:59 pm (UTC)
Pshhh it's kinda obvious. ;D

Wait, really?? But I found this and it was posted like a week ago, more recent than than one... asdfgh I'm so confuzzled. ;__;
Criminally Inclined®: Another Aladdin icon?!princealia on June 23rd, 2010 10:11 pm (UTC)
I use to be worse years ago XD

The date on that article itself is from 12/09, though. I don't know why they posted that so late let alone after it was announced it's not coming last month. It WAS going to come, but they've been running into problems and a lot of people wanted the Aladdin show to stay. They could just have BOTH running...
Manda the manateethat_was_cheesy on June 23rd, 2010 10:15 pm (UTC)
Wait I could've sworn they posted it June 15th. Now I think I might be hallucinating. xD Oh well, I guess it's for the better, 'cause the plot sounded kind of stupid.
Ryuu: Personally - I like itiwishthat on June 23rd, 2010 10:31 pm (UTC)
Oooh, I love these polls :D IF WOODY IS ELIMINATED FIRST I WILL BE SAD.

(I thought Andy's mom said "oh, charming" at the beginning? IDK)
Manda the manateethat_was_cheesy on June 23rd, 2010 10:38 pm (UTC)
Oh man yeah that's what someone else said. I fail at life. But it's okay, 'cause WOODY LOOKS KINKY IN THE TS3 ADS. :D
Ryuu: Up to no goodiwishthat on June 23rd, 2010 10:42 pm (UTC)
Aww, no big deal xD I know I've misheard a few hundred things before!

HE DOES, DOESN'T HE? And I also like guys who have saving people things, so |D
The hero of the story: Ed/Skand Dazzles Mecaptain_sarah on June 23rd, 2010 10:32 pm (UTC)
"AND I STILL DON'T GET WHY HIS MOM IS LIKE "OH, JEREMY..." WHEN ANDY'S STUFFING HIS FACE WITH CAKE."
I'm pretty sure she says, "charming" not "Jeremy". At least that's what I heard.

DISNEY CHARACTER ARE HOT, OMG. THAT'S NOT WEIRD AT ALL. I have a major crusherz on Aladdin, Prince Naveen, and Prince Phillip. OH, AND NOW GROWN-UP ANDY.

WHAT NO ~KING EDMUND~ ON THE LIST OF GUYS?!?!?! OMG. But that's okay because I don't want anyone voting him off.
Manda the manatee: Disney - PATF crushthat_was_cheesy on June 23rd, 2010 10:41 pm (UTC)
Oh lol fail on my part. xD

Tell that to my friends lol. Well, at least my BFF appreciates the hotness of Naveen and Aladdin. She writes Aladdin fanfics. <3

YEAH IK IK I WAS GOING TO BUT I FELT LIKE I SHOULDN'T HAVE TOO MANY LIVE-ACTION CHARACTERS SO I JUST STUCK WITH CASPIAN FOR REASONS UNKNOWN.

(EDMUND *DOES* IN FACT DAZZLE ME.)
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Manda the manateethat_was_cheesy on June 23rd, 2010 10:58 pm (UTC)
THIS IS GOOD. Even though I find Tarzan to be the sexiest ape-man that ever lived. :P
Paris: Belle- You have got to be kidding!disneygirl89 on June 23rd, 2010 11:09 pm (UTC)
HOW COULD ANYONE VOTE FOR BELLE?!
derpfriggeng on June 23rd, 2010 11:15 pm (UTC)
Whoever is trying to vote Shang and Collete out-

JUDGING YOU

JUDGING YOU SO HARD
Manda the manateethat_was_cheesy on June 23rd, 2010 11:21 pm (UTC)
LOL ILY
Mollaymollayyy on June 23rd, 2010 11:27 pm (UTC)
omg I LOVE THIS
HI!!!!!!!!!

i can't vote on the disney females one... all the Disney girls are so hot i can't rule any of them out
at least with the dudes i can vote for stupid Tarzan I HATE HIM other than that all the disney men are sexy but I can't believe you didn't include Prince Phillip. THE ONLY DISNEY PRINCE TO EVER DO ANYTHING. EVER.
Ashleypoliticette on June 23rd, 2010 11:58 pm (UTC)
oh my god elizabeth swann

i want in her pants and i want to stay there forever and ever

seriously i can't even we need to fuck so much
Manda the manateethat_was_cheesy on June 24th, 2010 01:22 am (UTC)
Lol yesss she's gorgeous. If she wasn't so pretty, I'd be mad at her for stealing Will. xD
iliana: Woodyrhaenys on June 24th, 2010 12:13 am (UTC)
Um, THIS IS AN AWESOME MEME. I've had a crush on Aladdin forever. XD But Naveen is definitely the hottest prince!
Manda the manatee: Disney - PATF crushthat_was_cheesy on June 24th, 2010 01:23 am (UTC)
I have a feeling in the end it'll be between Aladdin and Naveen. Yum. :D